Chuck Norris Jokes

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  kickme4theloveofchucknorris 8:05 pm on May 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.

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  kickme4theloveofchucknorris 8:04 pm on May 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris can staple jello to a tree,

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  rogadoga16 12:22 am on February 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris speaks Braille

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  Coolman464 9:18 pm on December 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris has a grizly bear carpet, the bear ist dead, it`s just afraid to move.

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  cpw9 1:05 am on December 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

  jesus may walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

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  Chuck Norris 9:15 am on May 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris eats barbed wire and pisses napalm.

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  MacStiffler 8:16 am on January 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris Built a time Machine To Save JFK When The Shots Were Fired He Deflected The Bullets With His Chest. Out of sheer Amazment JFKs Head Exploaded.

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    Austin 6:34 pm on April 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    If Chuck Norris told someone to burn in hell they would listen for fear of what Chuck Norris would do to them if they did’nt

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  Darkdisease 1:10 pm on November 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris once wrote an autobiography. We now know it as Dragon Ball Z

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  Chuck Norris 9:52 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  chuck norris has braille on his boots so even blind people will know whats coming

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  Chuck Norris 9:51 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  chuck norris’s calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd. no one fools chuck norris

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    Chuck NOrris 8:17 am on April 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    God called himself “God” Because “Chuck Norris” was already taken

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  Chuck Norris 9:51 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  chuck norris cleans the wax out of his ears with a shotgun

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  Chuck Norris 9:51 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  chuck norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost

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    Chuck Norris 2:15 pm on March 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
    Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
    Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

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  Chuck Norris 9:51 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  chuck norris is where babies come from

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  Chuck Norris 9:50 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  chuck norris once ate a rubik’s cube and pooped it out solved

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  Chuck Norris 9:40 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad…

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  Chuck Norris 9:38 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris grinds his coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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  Chuck Norris 9:38 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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  Chuck Norris 9:37 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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  Chuck Norris 9:37 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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  Chuck Norris 9:37 am on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

  Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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